2003- That's right, the Aqua Dolphins, despite being disqualified for being UNDERAGE, completely dominated the competition, despite being outmanned, and often times at a disadvantage due to scheduling, posted a 9-0 regular season record, only to fall in the second round of the playoffs to the eventual champion--barely. Even so, half the team had already left for college, so we just won't count that. This summer, the Aqua Dolphins will take their rightful spot as champion of Harpoon Eddie's Beach Volleyball Tournament, and may even join the Sweets On The Beach Tournament... And make up for the injstices we have suffered. Everyone at Harpoon's knows we are the best team there--not to mention the most popular... This year we'll prove why.
2004- Corporate sponsorship is welcome (hint to Captain John's), so e-mail me for information on that. Be that man, who uses the most popular team in Sylvan Beach to advertise for his business!
So, the playoffs have come and gone yet again, and the Aqua Dolphins are deprived of yet another championship, even though they finished the season with the best record at Harpoon's, going 29-10. Dixon's Construction, who we beat handily earlier in the season, is the team we met in the championship this year, and they beat US handily this time. Of course, they probably illegally pimped out their team with non-roster players, and used a 17 year old to do it, but hey, we weren't going to turn them in, that is below us. So we trudge on to next season, hoping to upgrade our team with some new stand out players, and again avoid the inevitable exodus of our star players for college each year. Highlight of the season, however, is the fact that we TROUNCED Hondo's in an epic game in which the best of our team, and the worst of their's was exposed for all to see. Later on, of course, as tensions flared in the championship game, the main moron from Hondo's squad challenged us from the bar, and of course we were all ready to give it a go, and he sat down, thoroughly embarrassed in front of the entire bar. Special thanks to Kylee for filling in for Darryl during the championship, and bah to Craig for leaving us to be with his boy band!
-We are not sure whether there is one person on Hondo's that is specifically named Hondo, or if they just happen to call everyone on the team Hondo--the latter would make more sense since they can barely split a brain amongst all of them... Yeah.
2004 Schedule and Results:
Week 1: Bump & Grind (15-4 W, 15-2 W, 15-10 W)
Week 2: Dixon Construction (15-5 W, 15-5 W, 15-6 W)
Week 3: Hondo's (11-15 L, 4-15 L, 15-11 W)
Week 4: Diggers (4-15 L, 15-6 W, 6-15 L)
Week 5: All or Nothing (15-10 W, 15-7 W, 15-6 W)
Week 6: Beach Rats (15-0 W, 15-0 W, 15-0 W)
Week 7: Alabama Slammers (12-15 L, 16-14 W, 4-15 L)
Week 8: North Shore (15-3 W, 15-13 W, 15-5 W)
Week 9: Froass (15-3 W, 15-8 W, 14-16 L)
Week 10: Sunset Grill (15-10 W, 15-5 W, 15-4 W)
Playoffs:
Round 1: (W, W)
Round 2: Sunset Grill (15-6 W, 15-4 W)
Round 3: Hondo's (15-12 W, 11-15 L, 15-8 W)
Round 4: Dixon's Construction (3-15 L, 6-15 L)
2005- So, as a new season begins yet again, the kind people at Sylvan Beach Amusement Park and the Yesterday's Royal restaurant have been gracious enough to sponsor the Aqua Dolphin machine for this season. Our NEW AND IMPROVED uniforms will feature their logos, along with a contemporary, edgy new dolphin. Gone are the fabulous yellow suits, replaced with a solid gray. However, you can purchase Aqua Dolphin gear and paraphenalia at our new AQUA DOLPHIN STORE!
For those interested parties, the website address is:
http://www.cafepress.com/aquadolphins
And we know you're interested.
2005 Schedule and Results:
Week 1: Pure Madness (16-14 W, 17-15 W, 15-10 W)
Week 2: Too Many Guns (15-12 W, 10-15 L, 15-8 W)
Week 3: Pure Madness (15-3 W, 15-13 W, 12-15 L)
Week 4: Diggers (12-15 L, 15-6 W, 12-15 L)
Week 5: Hondo's (12-15 L, 0-15 L, 12-15 L)
Week 6: Dixon's ( 13-15 L, 10-15 L, 15-10 W)
Week 7: Froass
Week 8: Alabama Slammers (13-15 L, 15-3 W, 15-10 W)